MISSED CHILDHOOD SWAMP

Our route starts from the Missed Childhood swamp. Here you can see 2-years old June Shannon crying because of her parents’ divorce. Luckily, she’s not lonely, because she has three siblings: Joanne “Doe Doe” Shannon, Joanie Shannon (now McDonald), and James Edward Shannon. She also has two half-sisters, Michelle Shannon and Nicole Shannon.

The tour guide comes to a slow down, because we are going through the mist of June’s Legal Blindness. It is a zone of low visibility due to June’s childhood cataracts that went untreated.

Missed Childhood swamp abruptly ends, as June Shannon dropped out of school after becoming pregnant with her first daughter, Anna, at the age of 14.

THE HOLLOW OF SEX OFFENDERS

No time to relax! You need to be circumspect and careful since, in this part of June’s life route, sex offenders appear unexpectedly.

Michael Anthony Ford (b. 1977), who was found guilty of trying to exploit oral sex from an online female minor, is the father of June’s daughters Jessica and Lauryn.

June dated Mark McDaniel who was convicted of abusing her eldest daughter, Anna.

In the hollow of June’s life, you never know what will shock yo

Actually, Alana “Honey Boo Boo” Thompson gave first fame to Mama June. She was a child beauty pageant contestant and the star of the very popular TLC series Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, which June also took a part in as a caring mother.

SUSPENSION BRIDGE TO RECOVERY

Out of breath after the above experienced events? Take it easy. You can stop, take a deep breath, and drink some water. Suspension Bridge to Recovery is ahead. You need to stay calm and focused to travel through it.

Stepping on the bridge, know you will never be the same again, and some of us will even lose weight. June struggled with being morbidly obese, weighing 460 pounds at her heaviest. After having part of her stomach removed, she lost more than 300 pounds thanks to the surgery and the help of dieting and her personal trainer, Kenya Crooks.

Like the sun leaving behind pretty freckles during this extreme tour, Mama June improved her appearance with the use of cosmetic surgery, spending $75,000. As we reach this point, take a selfie! June Shannon made her weight loss journey the basis of the reality TV show Mama June: From Not to Hot on We TV.

MAMA AMA CRIMINAL CLIFF

Be especially attentive in this part of our extreme tour through Mama June’s life. One wrong step on the Mama Ama Criminal cliff and you can completely ruin your life.

The sharpest part of Mama June’s life is her relationship with Geno Doak. Doak has a criminal record, having served jail time for burglary, theft, and criminal damage to property, and in March 2019, Mana June and Doak were both arrested for felony drug possession in Alabama.

Hold your wallets tight, because it can be an expensive loss when you’re hanging upside down! Mama June spent $2,500 a day on her methamphetamine addiction. In other words, she probably consumed a couple of ounces of drugs a day. Because of that, she ended up selling her family’s house without telling any member of the family. How does the Shannon family handle these problems? You can watch and find out at home (if you still own it) in the reality show Mama June: Family Crisis, which is aired on We TV.

PAYPHONE X LAGOON

The extreme tour ends here. Get some rest and have fun in the marvelous Payphone X lagoon, lighted with thousands of celebrities and opinion leaders from all over the world.

In this fan paradise, you can have a chat and video-meeting with Mama June personally. You can even celebrate your daughter’s birthday with personal wishes from the beloved TV-star.

In her recent Instagram post, Mama June urged her followers to call her to talk about “love, relationships, and family.” However, you can discuss not only love but every hard episode of your lives, as Mama June truly knows how to overcome the rough and tumble of life.

And keep in mind, when you order anything from Mama June via Payphone X, you help her buy a new home and change her life for the better. She deserves it!

Images courtesy of June Shannon

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